The Smoking Gun. Here's the low-down on the alleged asshat to the right: Alex Phillips, a year-old in Wisconsin, was, for a time, dating -- well, that's probably a nice way to put it -- a year-old girl whose name hasn't been made public. The pair were apparently quite close, so close that she, as teens these days do, gave him two cell phone-captured pictures of herself. One picture showed the girl naked, full-frontal; the other, to quote police, displayed her "buttocks, anus and vagina. But then the relationship inexplicably turned sour. Phillips was apparently quite angry about this turn of events, and he responded in a most unadvisable manner.